Danica Patrick sells herself short in  the Super Bowl ad featuring two bimbos performing interview duties with the racing star. Patrick finished 7th in a recent stock car event and has Indy 500 skills to boot. Any Formula One racer subjected to such drivel needs to drop her sponsor. Can’t anybody but Godaddy plaster themselves across Danica’s chest? Please?

Come on, am I the only one thinking Daltrey & Co. could have doubled their money singing an encore of their hit medley featuring a Saints specialized version of “Who Are You” at the Super Bowl after Party? The lame Super Bowl postgame show started with an intro to  the network’’s next up programming: the Undercover Boss.

Apolo Ohno will be prowling the Olympic village in Whistler looking for at least one more gold mdal to add to his collection. If he gets it, he’ll supercede Eric Heiden the speedskating dynamo of Lake Placid. Ohno looks to politics and business after the Games, so look out below!

Vancouver 2010 will have some eye popping competition at the senior men’s figure skating level, due to a couple of returning Olympians and some unexpectedly muscular European contention. Here’s how to tell the players without a scorecard. Click here for more Whistler data.

Evgeny Plushenko is the tall Russian with the blonde mop top and the long nose. Stefan Lambiel is the Josh Hartnett lookalike with bad teeth, corny costumes, and floppy hair.  Brian Joubert is a watered down French Elvis Stoijko, and the Americans are a bucket of fun too. The Casanova lookalike is Evan Lysacek, the Miami beach frontman is Johnny Weir, and the milquetoast straight arrow is Jeremy Abbott. Patrick Chan is the Asian Canadian who could sweep a home country victory.

Top #1 high school and prep pick Seantrel Henderson of Minnesota ended speculation about his playing commitment for reshman footal. The Seantrel decision for recruiting picks USC as his playing choice, it was announced today. The new Tiffin package coaching at USC won the day for this athlete whose choice will ramp him to the NFL, according to media channels.

Henderson at 6′8″ and 330 pounds is the USA Today player of the year and had his choice of Notre Dame, Miami, Florida, Ohio and others to select his dream football gig from. Seantrel Henderson leaves St. Paul’s school Cretin-Derham High School of Minnesota for Los Angeles, California.

Now all USC has to do is wait for those lovely NCAA sanctions.

If the Coliseum is too ghetto and Anaheim is too far, how come the big money in Los Angeles hasn’t taken some of this new-depression era real estate and built us a super stadium like New York and Dallas? The Rose Bowl has said no, and supercrowds for pro football in Los Angeles have literally nowhere to go.

Answer: because we don’t have a team. But if these shy billionaires would come out of the woodwork, then maybe Los Angeles could build the biggest franchise in the United States. Hint: the Los Angeles Lakers are the most money valued basketball sports franchise valued the highest of any pro basketball team. If you lived here, you could be tailgating now.