If the Coliseum is too ghetto and Anaheim is too far, how come the big money in Los Angeles hasn’t taken some of this new-depression era real estate and built us a super stadium like New York and Dallas? The Rose Bowl has said no, and supercrowds for pro football in Los Angeles have literally nowhere to go.

Answer: because we don’t have a team. But if these shy billionaires would come out of the woodwork, then maybe Los Angeles could build the biggest franchise in the United States. Hint: the Los Angeles Lakers are the most money valued basketball sports franchise valued the highest of any pro basketball team. If you lived here, you could be tailgating now.